How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian