How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.