A Brazilian
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A Brazilian.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Virgin Mobile.