What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.