Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere