Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing set?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Suzy Jokes More Suzy Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere