Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.