What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears