What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.