What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.