When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'