When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.