One second mom, I'm coming!
Because they came from afar.
They both came in a little behind!
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Broom-mates.
See you next month.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
A pen, you jerk.
A myoclonic jerk.
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
