Teenage Boy Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation