Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.