Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.