Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.