All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A crime fighter
Nine months.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Cell shading.
