Wise Man Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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