How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it