How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.