What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.