Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance