Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!