What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure