What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?