How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.