How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio