What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.