What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!