How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.