What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.