How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash