How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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We'll get on it next week

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None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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Glue.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.