An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
A full set of teeth.
A full set of teeth
Tennish
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Brushing your teeth!
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A dislocated hipster.