How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!