winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Go stand in front of a mirror
because they are set in the future.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
A stroke of genius.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."