How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.