How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.