Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?