A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Uh, like, can you knot?
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
