Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N