Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal