Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)