Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.