What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.