What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.