What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.