Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.