Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."