Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.