Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel