What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel