What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Namaste.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Namaste here