What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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He was far out man. --

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Somebody threw the towel in.

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None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here