Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said