Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend