What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway