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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!