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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!