How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.