How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.