How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa