What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".