What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".