How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.