How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)