How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."