How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!