Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners