Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**