Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

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A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut