Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.