Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!