What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.