What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.