Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!