Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!