Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Jabba Script Jokes More Jabba Script Jokes

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street