Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.