Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."