Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!