Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.