What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.