What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(