What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.