What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.