What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.