What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.