What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.