What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!