Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao