The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
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Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
The designated driver.
There are 20 of them.
Her hips.
A bit of a shock really!
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
