The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Walt Disney.
I don't lobsters!
One less drunken Irishman
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Asking for my two year old.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
Nether of them have a pop.
Soy milk.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Just ice