The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
It drives me nuts.
Whiskey sour
He was having a midlife crisis
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Two fingers of whiskey.
